The Anna-Banana

Also known as the jerk move a guy makes by declaring himself to be in a relationship with either a real or fictitious human being on social media in order to put an abrupt end to another relationship he has claimed to be pursuing in real life. 

It is called the Anna Banana because that is the actual name of the first woman I was "replaced" by via social media. 

I wouldn't have used her name to coin the maneuver but for the fact that I have now been Anna-Banana-ed twice... By the same individual. 

Who am I? GW Bush?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.... Well, you fooled me twice. 

I'm a sucker. 

Who apparently falls in love with men whose maturity levels haven't progressed past high school.